Obama Want Ad

Wanted for the Obama Administration.

People who feel ethics are something to be talked about, not to be followed, but only to be used to attack a Republican.

Being current on your taxes is optional.

Must know to lie to protect the Chosen One.

Previous experience with the Clinton Administration, MoveOn.org, Media Matters, Think Progress, or any media except Conservative Talk Radio, is a plus.

Leaks to the media that hurt the Bush Administration or our troops are bonus points.